A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Namaste 6 feet away or I'll blow you away with this AK
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
One day johnny told his dad this girl in his class who liked him he thoe she was cute she sead aw your like candy he doesn't say any thing he sead why don't u think I am sweat like candy little Johnny say well some time I get a tooth ake and it hurt so I stop eating it like I stobed liking u
Q:What comes before 47?
A: AK
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: πͺ ππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΏππΏββοΈ π ππ»
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1 - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kidβs sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: βTake it easy guys, I was just joking!β.
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