Air Travel jokes
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
When your plane heads for New York...
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
