Air Travel jokes

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.