Ahoy jokes

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

Hey, Alya.

Hey Aria.

Hoi!

Heyy.

Wahoo!