Ahoy jokes

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!

Can I get a HOYA?

Hi guys!

Hi. I am Joe.

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