Ahoy jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Community
Ahoy, mateys! Someone has sent me to ask the fellow WJE members if they want to move to FlopTropica island.