Ahoy jokes
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Community
Ahoy, mateys! Someone has sent me to ask the fellow WJE members if they want to move to FlopTropica island.