Ahoy jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!