Adoption

Adoption Jokes

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted

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So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'