Addition jokes
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Memes
It took me a second to realize
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
2+2=🐟
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Community
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