Addition jokes
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
1+1? Too hard.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.