Addition memes

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.