Act jokes
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Porn *sex noises*
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
F*ck my ass.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.