Acquaintance jokes

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

My friend Harry.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

My acquaintance, William.