Your hairline be lookin like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I wish I could follow you, though. But you need an account so I could follow you. But you don't have one. :'(
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now)
Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account
Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
what happens to stephen hawkins when he loggs in to his account on google when it saids I am not a robot?
When people make accounts about you and a CATEGORY
my username good
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
I troll under different usernames, I'm abit all over the place mentally.
