Newest Acceptance Jokes - Page 2

Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person

Me always :

Friends: Dude, you need to accept that
Disney fired you, and move on with your life
Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:
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But do you know how productive anger can make you?
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

„You’re not going to have time to finish this,“ the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet. „Yes I will,“ replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.

After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.

1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

„No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.“ The student looked incredulous and angry. „Do you know who I am?“

„No, as a matter of fact I don’t,“ replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. „Do you know who I am?“ the student asked again. „No, and I don’t care,“ replied the professor with an air of superiority. „Good,“ replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.

"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

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(of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and
decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature.
• offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene.
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late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'.
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Irregular heartbeat. Heart palpitations. Arrhythmia. I search and search, eyes
scanning everything I can find on their symptoms. What is thie? Shortness of breath?
Chest pain? Dizziness? No. This is all wrong. Elyssa's cymptoms are nowhore near this
simple. ve seen it twice now. The screams of pais. Sickeningly pale skin. Voriting
biced. There is no other cxplanation, other than thas Renier's information was a
complete and atter lie.
This can t all be coincidence. It's not possible. I don't know how much of this Renier
is behind. But I do know this: There is something horribly wrong with this family.
And I accepted the invitation to become a part of it.
I can hear Elycsa screams through the walls now. I listen helplessly. Renior said
that he would be with her shortly. Is he in her room now? Why is she screaming even
louder than before?

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

My work here is done.

Be kind to
yourself because...
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1. No one will ever be kind to you as
much as you will be to yourself.
2. You deserve to receive all the kindness
back in the world that you give out.
3. Being kind to yourself will add up to
your self love and value and you will
end up feeling much better than you
did before,
4. It is a form of respecting and
accepting yourself for who you are
which can also encourage you to
become more than you are.
5. It will expand your inner beauty
which will shine on the outside.
6. Kindness makes your world and the
world around you better.

what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?

accepted all art students

God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️‍🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Hey guys. so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! so so far its me and royal. if you want to join just comment why and your in unless people have reasons to not want you!

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.