Acceptance jokes
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
"Why canโt you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I donโt discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, Iโm a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Iโm rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, Iโve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Donโt be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))