Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Acceptance Jokes
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Like if you're gay.
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You’re not going to have time to finish this," the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No, you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact, I don’t," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again. "No, and I don’t care," replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
