Absence jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.

Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

Why do orphans have water in their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.