What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
my abortion
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Condoms are for pussys
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
your mum
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
What is black, white and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
Penis
