I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
scooter McFly
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
The term every 60 seconds is so stupid You know Africans don’t get seconds
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side I crashed the car and fucked my trainer
What do orgasms and pulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old