Miles081809

Sex is like math.

Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Why don’t pedophiles win races?

They like to come in a little behind.

Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!