So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
Miles081809
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.