When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Depresso_Espresso
Nah im def on sum shii but dont tell noone cuz ik you guys are too i can tell
Anyone know sadgirl101?
should i do a face rev?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Talk to me if you are online.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
What's the difference between a Priest and a rapist.
God, I wish my grass was emo. So it will cut itself.
Like if you are emo.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
