I’m like dynamite, You’ll never know when I explode.
ADHD autist
I am from Norway and speak Norwegian, and English, of course. I LOVE HARDSTYLE! I read cat warriors. I am a Sonic fan. I have Asperger’s syndrome, ADHD and Neurofibromatosis type 1. I was born in the winter, January 27th fun fact: IPad was introduced to the rest of the world same day and year as my birth!
I’ve lost faith in humanity.
By the way, call me Ina
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
I just
Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________
Because a community has more than two people.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
My dad has unlucky.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
