Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Worst Jokes Ever
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
choi soobin loml
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Screw you, ableists!
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.