Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Your mom is ugly.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.