Worst Jokes Ever

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

Doin' (DYM 34).

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?

Because it’s a family company.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Best political joke... Joe Biden.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Epic gamer.

Let's chat here, Prince.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."