I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Worst Jokes Ever
How to write a joke?
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
lol they left.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.