Worst Jokes Ever
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Guys, add me in Discord.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Ready? Go!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.