80th jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.