They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Scan my wrist for 75% off!!
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped βΏ π¨βπΌ π¨ π¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom π» πΉ at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl π§ cost $75.00 π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π
do u love water?
then u love 75% of mw
Jamal had 75 candy bars, he ate 65, what does he have now?
Diabetes
out (DYM 75)
Iβm autistic and I donβt approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
