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68 jokes

Sex

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.