68 Jokes

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless

When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!

Me: Oh hell nah