68 jokes
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
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How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
First (DYM 68).
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
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