600 jokes

Hare

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

The cops had to comb the area.

Weight

run · 6 years ago

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Makeup

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

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Priest

tjyrgdfs · 7 years ago

6jhyrgeda.

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

at (DYM 120).

Society

[poirytedf76gy87trde676t · 5 years ago

rtuiyg.

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

80s (DYM 84)

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

was (DYM 62).

Subscriber

Anonymous · 2 years ago

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A screenshot of YouTube analytics, showing views at 6.4K, watch time at 73.4 hours, and subscribers at +129. A graph shows view spikes, and a list displays the top content with view counts: 'ly' at 427, 'Bangs' at 315, and 'I'm gonna miss you this sum...' at 41.

Water

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kelloggs Pop Tarts with a picture of two Pop Tarts, a pan with a pretzel coming out of the pan, and the text "Kelloggs Pop Tarts. Pretzel and Water. 12. NET WT/PESO NETO 22 OZ (1 LB 6 OZ)".

Expense

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Metal

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

Lgbt

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Tweet by Mc Donald's that says: "LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight."

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Community talk

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

1 year ago

I DID IT ISTG I FUCKING SWEATED THAT SHIT BRO

600 WORD ESSAY EXPECTED BRO 1000 WORD ESSAY I FUCKING CHECK AND COUNTED ISTG IMMA GET LIKE TOP 10 SCORES ON THT SHIT MY ADHD DIED AND I LOCKED THE FUCK IN

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