47 jokes
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Your (DYM 47).
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.