Q:What comes before 47?
A: AK
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
How many times does 47 fit into 9? get in the van and find out.
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
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I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
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Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
your (DYM 47)
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