47 Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

OC

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

Memes

Lemonade

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

Wife

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Cow

Why did the cow steal an AK-47?

He was a mooslim.

Legend

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Memes

Child

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

Hawaii

A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."

Male

Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Gun

Guns

A meme with two men standing next to a car. The man on the left is presenting an AK-47 with a caption above it saying, "Slaps AK-47". The lower caption says, "This gun can shoot up so many schools". The face of the man on the left is covered by a US flag.

Meme

Agent

The image shows a tweet from HITMAN stating that if Agent 47 were involved in something, it wouldn't be obvious. The image includes a follow-up tweet from Wall Street Silver showing Agent 47's face and congratulating him for being the Boeing Employee of the year 2024.

Place

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Memes

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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Kiss

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Video

When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af

The image shows a YouTube channel page for "PotatoGaming7256" with a list of videos. The videos are titled "InquisitorMaster the ruler of cringe roblox content", "Kragleboss the 3 year old djcook hater", "THOSE Png tubers", and "Playing door games 3 (doors but bad)".

Chat

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Community

wait i think i might have the most pages of jokes/memes out of any acc on this site other than anon (47)

ramdom coorinates

47°35'32.9"N 91°04'53.4"W

4:47 and awake.. this early..