28 jokes
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
Doin (DYM 28).
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)