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28 Jokes

Part

What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

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  • Them

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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  • Age

    "I met a girl and she's 28."

    "Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

    - AJR

    Rape

    A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

    After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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  • Student

    A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

    For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

    Ejaculation

    I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

    There are 20 of them.

    Cow

    There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

    (Ten, if you count in base 13!)

    Relationship

    Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

    Virgin

    He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

    She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

    Body

    Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

    Her: Prove it.

    Me: (opens freezer)

    Penalty

    MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

    Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

    Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.