15+ 28 Jokes

What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.