Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
doin (DYM 28)
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
what month has 28 days
all of them
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
