2001 jokes

My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.