Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
