2001 jokes

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.