2 years ago jokes

Crush

2 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Attempt

72 views · Brooky · 4 years ago

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Loss

31 views · 𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

2 years ago memes

Orphan

428 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Pedophile

1,232 views · The Best Boi · 6 years ago

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

Anniversary

276 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Mp3

28 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

House

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three vertically stacked screenshots of Youtube videos featuring Deji. The first video is titled 'How To Break Into A House' with 1M views from 6 years ago, the second is titled 'Fans Broke Into My House' with 2.3M views from 2 years ago. The bottom panel shows the face of a laughing older man.

Coffee

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Image

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two Mr. Incredible reaction images. On the top, a Youtube thumbnail of a "how to" tutorial on Adobe Photoshop shows how to convert images to black and white. Text on the image reads: "Ps. How to convert image to Black and White in Adobe Photoshop 2021. Tutorials4view - 5.7K views - 2 years ago. people who don't know. people who know."

Wife

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."

Video Game

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"

2 years ago memes

Community talk

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1 year ago

This site will never be the same as it was to where I would spend hours catching up on what happened when I was asleep 😭 Man, 2 years ago was the best..

Sbeebs141

2 years ago

Aye if anyone actually exists on this site talk to me cuz I’ll probably never be back for like another year

2 years ago this site was filled with nothing but fags

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