2 years ago jokes

Crush

  • My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

    Attempt

  • Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

    My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

  • 2
  • Pedophile

  • My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

    It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

  • 18
  • Anniversary

  • I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

  • 14
  • Orphan

  • Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

  • 6
  • Community talk

  • Aye if anyone actually exists on this site talk to me cuz I’ll probably never be back for like another year

    2 years ago this site was filled with nothing but fags