15 jokes

Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.

The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.

Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.

After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."

Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.

Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.