Worst Jokes Ever

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

Ummmm 67.

One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂