Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
fight in the comments
what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
What do u call a blind German. A nazi(not see)
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
demon slayer is yay and who's fav in demon slayer
hi i am Emma I'm going to Stan
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
