Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.