Worst Jokes Ever
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What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.