Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What is long and the line is black? the line at KFC
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
