What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
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What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
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My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
