Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"