Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can’t piss with dicks
Why do vampires drink blood? because they can’t drink bloodly Marys because they are vampires
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
Roses are red, I reload fast… imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
What do you call sad coffee…deppereso!
I’m a recovering cake addict
There’s is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn’t asked me out for vodka
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage
Why cant orphans go to a amusement park because they dont parents
Why cant orphans go to a amusement park because they dont parents
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.
If your ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I đź‘€ down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what’s going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.