its been a hour since i crashed the tower
Why can’t orphsns play baseball
Because they don’t know where home is
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
I saw an orphan take a selfie… oh man that was one alone family photo.
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t came back with the milk
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny’s phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny’s phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.
Your mom is soo fat when she asked “what gift will I get” abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn’t have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What music do depressed people listen to? “I believe I Can fly”
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Why are the americans bad at chess? Because they lost 2 towers