Worst Jokes Ever

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Joe mama

Name a nut. You because are nUts

Joe mama

Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama

Emo boy Zane
in Orphan

why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.

Joke boi
in Nut

Do you know who dee is? Dees nuts

Joke boi
in Ball

I play with balls. No me the girl that was "playing something".

CheeseMouse

Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here

Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up

Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up

Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Doctor: * calls 911* 911 service: 911 what’s your emergency

Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up

911 service: * hangs up*

CheeseMouse

Why did the flamingo cross the road

Because it was the chickens day off

Joe Bidden
in Iran

I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement

Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.

Juandry
in Roast

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?

Juandry
in Roast

You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

gdydhdh

pussy

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.

Coyboi
in Hairline

Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed

Anonymous

In the bus, you can't spell black without back.

mike okxlong

Q: why cant USA and England play chess A: USA have no towers and England has no queen

yes
in Fat

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.