Worst Jokes Ever

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?

One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What do you call an @EB with no ears?

An Explain B.

What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?

They both hang.