Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous

its been a hour since i crashed the tower

Arthur aka ben
in Orphan

Why can’t orphsns play baseball

Because they don’t know where home is

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn’t peeling well.

Anonymous

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Anonymous
in Orphan

I saw an orphan take a selfie… oh man that was one alone family photo.

Dawgy

There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t came back with the milk

Anonymous
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny’s phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny’s phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

Anus McDickNuggets
in Plumber

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Very SUS
in Emo

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Very SUS
in Emo

What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.

Anonymous

Your mom is soo fat when she asked “what gift will I get” abuela from encanto said DEFINITELY TACO BELL 🌮🔔

Anonymous
in Fat

Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.

Anonymous

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris

Dinosaurrrrrrrrř

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn’t have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

Khan

What music do depressed people listen to? “I believe I Can fly”

Orianna
in Bus Driver

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!

Anonymous

Why are the americans bad at chess? Because they lost 2 towers