A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms. In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?
Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.