What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.

What kind of β˜† will come out in the day time?🌞

A star fish!πŸŸπŸ πŸ‘πŸ¦πŸ¦žπŸ¦€πŸ¦‘πŸ™πŸ¦‚

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

What is red and very rare

A child in a blender

Error code 404 "Will to live" not found

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working

Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

I once dated a Math teacher, it turned out she was nothing but problems

what do u call a mexican roaster un gallo pelon

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.

She was too young.

One man said"do you need 20 bucks"

The other said"do you have that many"

why can’t orphans play baseball. they can’t find home