I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
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Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
