Worst Jokes Ever
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.