Name a nut. You because are nUts
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.
Do you know who dee is? Dees nuts
I play with balls. No me the girl that was "playing something".
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911* 911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
Q: why cant USA and England play chess A: USA have no towers and England has no queen
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.