BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
Oonly dic rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
