When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player. "What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just something to zone out the other kids." Billy responded. The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack, and pulled out an mp4 player this time. "Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired. "Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school." Billy responded. The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school, and pulled out an mp5 rifle. "Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped. "Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
