
You're jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.