You're jokes

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Like this if you're an American.

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.

Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.

Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.