your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
Stinking poo poo bum
Joke of the day: your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s 😭🤣
🤣🤫☺️😭🤡💩💀🖤🕰️☺️
Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
