Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old her first Christmas. She was a Wisemans +1
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
