Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!