Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old her first Christmas. She was a Wisemans +1
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Your mama so fat when her husband said let’s go to the Super Bowl she bought a spoon
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
