Your Mama jokes
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.