A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
your adopted
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted
Your mom wants to tell you that your adopted but you were an orphan.
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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
