Your adopted jokes

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.

Dog: *frown*

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?

Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.