You jokes

I love you.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.

What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!