Yo mama jokes
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!