Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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