Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
