Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
yo mama so stupid, that she thought NASA is a GAMING PROGRAM!!!!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo mama so fat when you married your sister she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE IS FAT
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
MOUNTAIN DEW!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
