Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"