Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
