Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Suck my butts, queer.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.