Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"