Yo mama jokes
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.