New Yo Mama Jokes - Page 31 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!