Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!