Yo mama so fat she said the N word
Yo mama ass is mad crusty
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw on her computer it said you have 3 cookies she broke it
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
Yo mama so ugly that when she turned on the tv it changed channels by it self
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed she laid on the whole pasific ocan
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so stupid she brought weed to the high way, Then sh realized im not stupid i was just high as a bitch she just got fucked so hard by her man she thought she was high.
